Okay, I'll do one.

It is becoming an Internet Meme, so I'll give it a try.

ACCOUNTING PROFESSOR.

What my students think I do...

What my students tell their parents I do...

What the Dean thinks I do...

What elected officials think I do...

What my friends in the business world think I do...

What my friends in the liberal arts and sciences college think I do...

What my wife thinks I do...

What I think I do...

What I actually do...

New Hamsters

All 9 of my ham radio class students passed the exam this morning.  Every one.  Makes me proud.