Number 1. Apparently, Tuesday June 21, has been declared "Take-your-cows-riding-on-Interstate-70" Day.
Number 2. Cows apparently become incontinent when riding on I-70.
Number 3. The average 1500-pound cow apparently contains approximately 234,000 gallons of semi-liquid substances.
Number 4. You know how fire trucks have those signs on the back that say "Stay back 50 feet"? Well, cattle trucks in Colorado should have signs that say, "Stay back 50 miles".
Number 5. If the interstate grass seems greener in Colorado, it is. And there's a good reason for it. See above.
Sorry, no pictures. Suffice it to say that my car needs a bath. Bad. It, along with about 240,000 other cars that rode on I-70 today. I wonder when "take your horses and llamas and sheep riding on I-70" Day is?
2 comments:
That made me laugh. :)
Bahahahahahaha! I liked the other posts with the pictures, but this one's funny too. Glad you're documenting the trip! I like to read about it!
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